Purchase Drilling Rights to Uranus

Slap your names and a date on this cosmic contract. We’ll stamp it, seal it, and launch it straight to you (or the lucky recipient).

stake your claim!

Make Your Intentions Official

For Your Loved One

Demonstrate lasting devotion by commissioning exclusive drilling rights to your favorite celestial body.

For Your Nemesis

Assert primacy with a stamped and sealed claim that politely, decisively, puts you in charge.

For Your Friends

Elevate the inside joke to official status with authorization to commence controlled drilling.

For Your Ex

Leave a mark that’s out of this world, making sure they know you’ve truly moved on to higher ground.

For the Investor

Expand your portfolio beyond earthly bounds with a framed certificate that proves your taste for the rarest assets.

For the Occasion

From birthdays to retirements, mark milestones with drilling rights that make any celebration truly cosmic.

For Yourself

Why wait for someone else? Own your destiny with certified drilling rights, because self-love comes first.

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Feedback From Deep Space

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    Mike R.

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