{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"framed-certificate-of-drilling-rights-to-uranus","title":"Framed Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe official Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, framed. It looks like a real document until the second line, and it hangs on a wall for years after that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anniversaries, fantasy leagues, groomsmen, bachelorettes, offices, birthdays, and anyone who appreciates official nonsense delivered with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the Authorized Rights Holder and the Subject of Authorized Operations in the fields above. Whoever is the Subject is getting drilled. The certificate fills in as you type, so you see the finished document before you pay. When it reads correctly, add it to your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo custom messages. The wording stays official.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Receive\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne personalized Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, 8x10, with the seal of the Uranus Sovereign Authority and the signature of the Deputy Director, Bureau of Depth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on heavyweight white matte paper behind shatterproof plexiglass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy pine wood frame in black, white, natural wood or dark wood, hanging kit included, ready to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and framed to order, shipped ready to gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping. Allow 1 to 2 weeks for delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFSC certified or equivalent sustainable paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer the print on its own? 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The same personalized document as the framed version, delivered flat so you can frame it yourself, slide it into a card, or hand it across a draft table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor birthdays, gift exchanges, group chats that got out of hand, and anyone who appreciates official nonsense delivered with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the Authorized Rights Holder and the Subject of Authorized Operations in the fields above. Whoever is the Subject is getting drilled. The certificate fills in as you type, so you see the finished document before you pay. When it reads correctly, add it to your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo custom messages. 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