FAQ

Filed by the Bureau of Public Notices. Answers are final until revised.

Is this a real certificate?

It is a real, physical, framed certificate. The drilling rights are not real. Uranus has not been consulted.

How does personalization work?

Within about 15 minutes of checkout you'll get an email with a secure link. You enter three things: the Authorized Rights Holder, the Subject of Authorized Operations, and the Date of Issuance. That's it. No custom messages. The wording stays official. Double-check your email address at checkout; that's where the link goes.

Can I put a joke in the certificate text?

No. The certificate is the joke. Adding another one makes it worse, and the Authority has run the numbers.

How long does shipping take?

Apparel and mugs print in 2 to 5 business days, then ship. Certificates print and frame after you submit personalization, then ship. Domestic transit is typically 3 to 7 business days. U.S. shipping is free.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, at checkout rates. Duties and taxes are the buyer's responsibility. The Authority does not have diplomatic immunity, despite repeated filings.

What's your return policy?

Everything is printed on demand, so we don't do returns for change of mind. If something arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, email info@drillinguranus.com within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it. Personalization typos you entered yourself are, unfortunately, yours.

What are the shirts like?

Classic tees are 100% cotton, 5.3 oz, straight cut, order your normal size. Premium tees are combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, softer with a bit of drape. Each product page has the specifics.

Who is the Uranus Sovereign Authority?

The governing body of Uranus. Sub-agencies include the Bureau of Depth, the Department of Pressure, and the Registry of Celestial Mining. All fictional. All very thorough.