Framed Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus
Fill in the paperwork below. Enter the Authorized Rights Holder and the Subject of Authorized Operations. The certificate on the left fills in as you type. Add it to your cart when it reads correctly.
Printed to order. Allow 1 to 2 weeks for U.S. delivery. Ordering for a date? File early. The Registry does not expedite.
The official Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, framed. It looks like a real document until the second line, and it hangs on a wall for years after that.
For anniversaries, fantasy leagues, groomsmen, bachelorettes, offices, birthdays, and anyone who appreciates official nonsense delivered with a straight face.
How It Works
Enter the Authorized Rights Holder and the Subject of Authorized Operations in the fields above. Whoever is the Subject is getting drilled. The certificate fills in as you type, so you see the finished document before you pay. When it reads correctly, add it to your cart.
No custom messages. The wording stays official.
What You Receive
- One personalized Certificate of Drilling Rights to Uranus, 8x10, with the seal of the Uranus Sovereign Authority and the signature of the Deputy Director, Bureau of Depth
- Printed on heavyweight white matte paper behind shatterproof plexiglass
- Sturdy pine wood frame in black, white, natural wood or dark wood, hanging kit included, ready to hang
Details
- Printed and framed to order, shipped ready to gift
- Free U.S. shipping. Allow 1 to 2 weeks for delivery
- FSC certified or equivalent sustainable paper
Prefer the print on its own? The unframed 8x10 is $19.99.